Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She announced her abortion via fbk
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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