dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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