I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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