Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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