At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
