so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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