i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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