brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
