yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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