Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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