Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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