I wannas sexs uuuuu
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
this boner is exhausting
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..