shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.