She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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