Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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