Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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