the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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