Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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