On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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