I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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