Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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