Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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