I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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