Do vagina's smell?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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