Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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