You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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