Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?

(305): View more from Florida

Its worth a shot.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She just messaged me 19 sad faces.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

You left your underwear on the fireplace

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(281): View more from Texas

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!

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(217): View more from Illinois

i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here

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(510): View more from California

It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.

(1-510): View more from California

First world problems?

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(757): View more from Virginia

We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick

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