Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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