capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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