If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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