remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
i out mim tonsoeep
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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