thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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