Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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