i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Randomize