If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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