Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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