you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
