What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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