ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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