Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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