Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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