can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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