Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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