So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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