chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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