I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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