just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
