So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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