I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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