...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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