I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
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no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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