yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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