Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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