got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
There are leaves in my underwear?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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